This is Keith and me while having breakfast this morning:
Keith – Honey, your birthday is coming up.
Me – I know.
Keith – What do you want to do?
Me- I don’t know, mmmmh, maybe I can spend all day at my studio dyeing wool and no phone calls all day!
Me- Yeah, that would be the best birthday present. Just me, and no phone calls… How about going to see a movie later on?
Keith – Yeah, that would be great! Maybe we can see that new movie with the guy that played Tony Soprano (In the Loop)…
Me – Ah, is that what you would like to see on MY birthday honey?
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